Midlife Crisis

Almost at the edge of 30 and still single, while the majority of my friends have girlfriends/boyfriends or are married or are married and already have children, this has caused me to have a midlife crisis and therefore,I have decided to come up with an application form for interested parties.

Wanted: someone to bring ORDER to CHAOS

The applicant must meet the following criteria.

1. must be female
2. must be beautiful
3. must be unattached
4. must be asian – thai Chinese preferred – otherwise that’s okay
5. must be independent, I can’t stand clingy people (you know.... those that follow you everywhere).. I enjoy my independence very much and they should too.. that they can still live their own life when I’m not always around… a prospective gf didn’t pass this test on the first day.. she was mad that I wasn’t paying any attention to her ….. I did like her and vice versa but business comes first, if you can’t accept that… tough… I can wait..

6. must speak English fluently
She also failed this test… miserably….. actually now that I think about it.. I didn’t even consider her at all… (if you must know it was over 5 years ago)

7. must be able to speak some thai and perhaps reading would be a bonus...
8, must be humble and modest not pretentious
9. must be able to move around places and actually like it.. not tolerate it…
10. must not have a criminal record … parking offences are okay…
11. must have some degree of intelligence… bachelors degree or masters acceptable
12. must be computer proficient.
13. must like nature
14. must be ethnic Chinese, either thai Chinese, or mix
15. either Buddhist or Christian, most probably Christian is best as I am, although I rarely go to church…
16. must be down-to-earth.. not a party animal, or a shopaholic otherwise you will
bankrupt me.
17. Must have a good sense of humour
18. must not smoke
19. must not drink
20. must not do drugs.
21. must not be shy or be afraid to take challenges
22. ability to think for themselves and express themselves
23. must be tidy person to cleanup after me… and do the dishes as well…
24. must have their own e-mail
25. must have their own blog or website

I will add more when I give it more thought .....